Fart Face
September 22, 2007
So Rob and I were talking yesterday (as always) and then…
R: Ummm I think I gotta fart
S: Oh really?
R: Yeah…
S: *horns growing* Ok then let’s hear it, bring the headset down to your butt
R: ….are you sure?
S: Sure, why not?
*shuffling sounds*
suddenly…..
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…..
…..
…..
Prrrrewwwwwtttttt!!!!
*Cue me LAUGHING LOUD*
*more shuffling sounds as he puts on his headset*
S: *still laughing*
R: *laughing* You hear it?
S: *still still laughing* Yeah
R: ……
S: So you farted on your headset now you have the headset back on your face, well head..
R: !!!!
S: *ROFL*
R: …..
S: Hey honey, your headset smell good? *LOL*
R: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cue me laughing louder and louder that I almost fell outta my bed*
R: Ya know, this reminds me of that time YOU farted in MY face
S: …….I have no idea what you’re talking about…. *pretending*
R: Oh you mean you don’t remember that time when I was sitting on the bed putting on my shoes and you came walking to me with the “Oooooooooo I’m up to something” face, turned around and FARTED at my face then ran away laughing like a hyena?
S: Nope I have no recollection-none-what-so-ever what you’re talking about
R: Sssssssssssssure you don’t *roll eyes*
Yes I did fart on him that one time. His initial reaction upon hearing a “prrrewwttt” from me was “Wait a minute did you just fa…OH GOD!!!!” as he had to leave the room. I didn’t stick around to find out how bad the smell was.
Now ladies and gentlemen, THAT’S what WE call weapons of mass destruction.
So, ANG MO… how do you feel now?
first, your wife farted at you.. and u inhaled the gas accidentally… dunno if you exhale? was it intoxicating? :S
second, you now just farted at your headset… hehehe.. u gonna wash it? or buy a new one…. oh rob!!!! hahaha!!!
U both are just sooo FUNNY!
When me and my colleague, Jasmine were reading it…. WE LAUGHED sooooooooooooooooooo LOUD!!! SO LOUD!!!!!!
Shheeeeshhh… people would have thought we’re crazy or something….
Hi Carolyn, hi Jasmine….
Yes… while I was in Kuching, I was sitting on the bed, putting on socks or shoes, I forget… and Shin “struts” into the room with such a sneaky look on her face, then she proceeds to turn around and fart on me! Then she ran out of the room laughing like crazy.
So yes… last night my stomach grumbles, and I announce a need to “pass some wind”. Next thing I know Shin says she wants to hear it… so without thinking… I take off the headset, position it, and *faaarrrrtt*.
The next thing I hear is LOUD lauging, followed by my intelligent idea of putting the fartset (headset) back on right away. Thankfully, my ‘wind’ didn’t stink, unlike the the micro-BLAST Shin launched at me.
Oh, and by the way… my hair is not red, so ang mo does not really fit. However, my butt is very white… so you can call me PEK KA CHENG *SMIRK*.
I plead the Fifth Amendment (American Bill of Rights).
For those of you who don’t know what it is, it means I have the right not to answer as my answer may serve to incriminate me.
😀