The verdict
October 18, 2007
I’m sure many of you out there are awaiting my verdict on the Freebra.
First, I would like to gladly announce that I didn’t damage the bra. No scratches, no dents, no tears, no nothing. So that means ANYONE can handle the bra.
Second, it felt weird to have something stick on your boobs like that. It sticks so good that when you peel it off, your nipples get pulled too. Seriously. I know that’s really blunt but you know I HAD to say it. LOL
Third, applying the bra on your boobs is quite a tricky task the first time. I suggest a few trial practices.
Okay, so my verdict is:
The bra works…to an extent.
Why?
Because (for me) since I’m fat horizontally challenged which means my boobs are bigger than normal I have a wider chest area, the bra doesn’t give me the needed “lift”. Now, I’m not saying it doesn’t totally work. It does lift, it does support but I personally feel it’s not enough because of my size. The bra covers half, if not less, of your boobs. It sticks to your skin really well and I seriously doubt “the jelly will drop off” as what Sharon was worrying over.
I really think this bra will work on those who are smaller, and I mean in terms of physical size, not just the size of your boobs. I feel that people who have bigger boobs a wider chest area will not get as much lift as they want…
You know what? Screw it. I’ll just be blunt about it.
If your boobs are in the bigger upper cup range, I personally don’t think it will give you the lift and support that a normal bra can give you.
If you are a A or B cup, the chances of it working is SO SO SO much higher. I say, go give it a try! I’m almost certain it will work and you’ll probably be wearing more slutty bare-back clothes or something like that.
My final say…
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I didn’t look this happy when I had the Freebra on leh. So sad. ๐
P/S: This is MY experience with the bra. It is MY opinion of it. It doesn’t mean what I say is entirely accurate for others ok?
P/P/S: By the way, no offence to those who are overweight ok? We’re “gifted” people, if ya know what I mean. ๐
P/P/P/S: NO, I AM NOT POSTING PICTURES OF ME WITH THE BRA ON ๐
P/P/P/P/S: NO, THAT DOESN’T MEAN I TOOK PICTURES OF MYSELF
Freebra
October 16, 2007
Last night I went leengerie lingerie shopping with my two friends. Within an hour or so I spent around RM100 which is something I rarely do, considering my size and the availability in Kuching. I bought something called Freebra, or some other brands like NuBra. I’m sure they’re all pretty much the same thing, just different brands I suppose.
“New definition for freedom”. True not??? HEHEHE
I’ve come to known of this “miracle” bra a few years ago when I was in Australia. I always wondered about it and wouldn’t mind trying but then again I thought such a small, soft thing could never offer me the “support” I need. To brutally honest, I can’t go braless nor strapless because my boobs would be pointing towards the ground like an old lady’s again, I don’t think I’m getting enough support in those right places, if you know what I mean. Plus, they were really expensive.
Anyway, last night I was at Crowne Square and saw the bra at the Lingerie shop. My two SIAW friends insisted that the bra works. Since it was on sale for RM38.90 (originally RM42.90) I figured I might as well try it out. If it doesn’t work, at least I didn’t waste over RM100 buying it when they first came out.
The package
On the pamphlet, it says the bra is “self adhesive and self supportive, washable and reusable, soft and natural, seamless and invisible, front closure for cleavage”. The lady at the store told me that I could use this bra up to 30 times. Personally, if I get up to 15 uses outta it, I would be damn happy, like this 
See what I mean about it being small?
See, it’s so smooth
But it’s very sticky
Clear bra straps that came with it
The instructions are as follow…
I haven’t tried it yet. I’m a bit apprehensive to try it on as I’m worried that I might damage it somehow i.e. scratching or denting it since I am not the most graceful person. Heh Besides, I think it’s better I’m clean and showered. Maybe I will try it tomorrow.
Most importantly…
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I hope I’m this happy when I have it on…
LOL
Will keep you guys posted.
And no, I am going to post out pictures of me in it. The last thing you guys need is vommit on your keyboard. ๐
Dancing cockatoo
October 12, 2007
Okay just a very quick update before I start doing my work. Sorry for the lack of updates this week but do bear with me as I try to finish up the thesis by the end of the month (HAH! I WISH!) or maybe early next month. Hard to say but oh well. ๐
I got a haircut last night, about 4-5 inches cut off. Had lots of brittled hair and split ends too so I figured I might as well get the cut now before I straighten it (again) at the end of the year to avoid further damage to the hair.
Anywayyyyyyyyyyy, the main purpose for this post is…
Check out this video of Snowball a cockatoo dancing to Backstreet Boys’ song “Everybody”. I laughed my ass off watching it and I still laugh after watching it over and over again. It’s one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever seen. Enjoy~~
How to make a successful librarian 101
October 8, 2007
I went to the library Saturday morning and like any normal library visit, the idiotic librarian(s) pissed me off. When I was done gathering my books, I headed to the counter to return a few books so I could borrow some more. Now *in all ah-lian-ness*, my uni is very the canggih one. We have self-check out machines to borrow books on the way out of the library. No need other people do for us one. Then hoh, why still got librarians ah? (Sorry for those who don’t get the whole Ah-Lian impersonation)
Anyway, I figured since I had to return the books at the counter, I might as well just get the books I wanna borrow checked out there, right? So upon walking towards the counter, I see BITCH librarian all horny and giggling talking to the security guard. I started to wonder if she would be interested in DOING HER JOB in the next 30 seconds.
I reached the counter and they both ignored me. Bitch librarian keeps talking. Standing for a good 10 seconds or so, I said “Excuse me” and smile. She looks up at me like I just interrupted her f******… nah too vulgar, having sex oh-so-very-intellectual-discussion about global warming or some worldly issue…YEAH RIGHT *roll eyes*. Shuffling the books around I said, “Ini return dan yang ni pinjam” (“I wanna return these and borrow these”). She takes the books I wanna return oh-so-willingly and say “Nak pinjam pergi sana mesin” (Go use the machine if you want to borrow).
%$@!!#*^ BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
Now I have borrowed books over the counter many MANY times. Many times than the number of armpit hair I have, okay maybe not…I’m just exaggerating. Bitch was probably getting all horny talking to macho security guard with a stick…the plastic stick that is, ya know those black baton that will save the library if there was some kinda terrorist attack, where did your dirty brain go to? ๐
I know, I know…you’re probably thinking “Just use the self-checkout machine next time lah!” The realistic me is agreeing with you. No point depending on horny assinines to do something as simple as sliding a book on a machine right?
But then the annoying sarcastic me wants to continue borrowing over the counter because I just can’t bear to see these A+ grade librarians sitting on their fat asses all day doing nothing and wasting their “talent”. I must, I MUST give them the chance to practice. After all, practice makes perfect right? *grin*
So let’s recap this lesson on how to be a successful librarian (or any other profession for that matter) :
- Sit on your ass all day.
- Don’t do your job.
- When guy with stick comes, no pun intended, giggle.
- Be as
hornyrude as possible.
I hope you all learn the art of being a librarian from today’s lesson.
P/S: No offense to all other librarians who ACTUALLY do their job.
P/P/S: Excuse the somewhat vulgarity. One word: CAFFEINE
Pleasantly plump
October 5, 2007
I was on a tangent earlier today…
S: *in singing mode* I’m fat fat fat fat fat fat fat
R: No you’re not honey
S: Oh yes I am lalalalalalala
R: Nah you’re not. You’re just pleasantly plump.
S: ……
R: *waits for response*
S: …..
R: ……
S: *huge grin* I knew I love you for a reason honey ๐
R: Lol I was getting a bit worried on how you would respond
*cue us both laughing like crazy*
Ok it may not be funny for you but it was funny at the time it happened.
It’s not something I do often but I tend to get a bug up my ass and start blabbering about big arms and tummy and whatnot. It’s a fact that I am overweight AKA fat in this oh-so-cruel world. But at the end of the day, I am happy with who I am. ๐
Chapter 5 is still in the works. The ambitious me is saying “Gotta hand it in next week” but I don’t think that is quite possible. My overall aim is to get Chapter 5 and 6 in before my birthday but not sure if I can do that either. Lots to read still so I’m gonna sign off now.
Have a wonderful weekend guys!
I am very the Cina
October 1, 2007
I had hash browns and made scrambled eggs for lunch today. Surprisingly the scrambled eggs turned out scrumptous. I had the sudden inspiration to add in some extra, yet healthy, ingredients.
I beat two eggs with a pinch of salt, pepper, garlic powder and dried thyme. Seeing as the non-stick-pan no longer non-sticks (yeah you gotta read that twice) I drizzled a little olive oil into the mix. It came out golden and smelt so good! I amaze myself at times. ๐
Got the hashbrowns from the frozen section of the supermarket and since it was already cooked I didn’t wanna pan fry it in oil again. So I chose the healthier route and put a couple in a toaster over, about 3 minutes on each side. They came out crispy! YUM!
However, my Cina-ness (Chinese-ness) got the best of me. I HAD to add another extra ingredient to make my meal perfect…
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Chilli sauce.
The Kong Pia Fairy
September 28, 2007
I had a visit from the Kong Pia (a type of bun) fairy about 3 hours ago.
Yesterday I was craving for the minced-pork-filled-Kong-Pia at the coffee shop below the office. Unfortunately, by the time I remembered I wanted to go order, they sold out. Well, actually they ran out of minced pork cooked to yummy perfection. So in essence, they only had just plain kong pia. I figured I’ll have it next week and left it at that.
Imagine my surprise when not more than 3 hours ago, the Kong Pia fairy called me up on my cell phone asking me if I was at home, which I was. She then told me to go downstairs because she’s outside. I go outside to meet her and she gives me a plastic bag…
A plastic bag full of KONG PIAs!
I think there were 10. I’ve eaten half so far, savouring every single bite of the succulent pork filling, salty yet sweet. MMMmmmmm MMMmmmm MMMMmmmmm.
Okay, I’m gonna go enjoy the rest of my Kong Pia for lunch. Thank you Kong Pia fairy. You watch out now, I will get even. *evil laugh*
P/S: Feel free to go say hi to the one and only Kong Pia Fairy.
Happy Mooncake Festival!
September 25, 2007
It’s the Mooncake Festival here and pretty much all over the world where it’s celebrated. Looking out my window, I don’t see a full moon but oh well. I do see kids walking around with their battery-operated lanterns. Back in my days (DAMN just saying that makes me feel OLD) Flashing Reminiscing back, we only had paper lanterns and those battery-operated ones were not that common. Paper lanterns require candles to light them up and I can still remember getting my hands burnt from candle wax. Those were the good ol’ times.
I received a funny forwarded message from a friend of mine outstation. The message reads:
One day, Mr. Chee bought mooncakes and shared with all the staff. Then the boss came and asked, “Wah, nice cake. Who buy?” All the staff replied, “CHEE BUY LAH” Happy Mooncake Festival.
Yes it’s unoriginal, yes it has nothing to do with the Mooncake Festival but I found it funny. Needless to say I laughed upon reading that message and started forwarding it to some of my friends.
I was at the Mooncake Festival Fair thing at Carpenter Street last night and I took quite a lot of pictures. Haven’t transferred them yet as I’m now occupied with Chapter 5 (OMG CHAPTER 5!!!!!).
In Chapter 1 I was struggling over the theoretical framework, Chapter 2 was just plain mind-numbing history, Chapter 3 I was cursed with SOEs, Chapter 4 I was perplexed with GDPs and now in Chapter 5 I’m damned with FDIs. I forsee in Chapter 6 that I would pass out before I can finish.
We shall see.
No ordinary love
September 24, 2007
Dear Robbie,
I dedicate this song to you.
Love,
Your “Shinnie”
No Ordinary Love
by Jennifer Love Hewitt
This could have been just another day
But instead we’re standing here
No need for words, it’s all been said
in the way you hold me near
I was alone on this journey
You came along to comfort me
Everything I want in life
is right here cos…
This is not your ordinary
no ordinary love
I was not prepared enough
to fall so deep in love
This is not your ordinary
no ordinary love
You were the first to touch my heart
Made everything right again
with your extraordinary love
I get so weak
when you look at me
I get lost inside your eyes
sometimes the magic is hard to believe
but you’re here before my weary eyes
you brought joy to my world
set me so free
I want you to understand
you are every breath that I breathe
This is not your ordinary
no ordinary love
I was not prepared enough
to fall so deep in love
This is not your ordinary
no ordinary love
You were the first to touch my heart
Made everything right again
with your extraordinary love
From the very first time that we kissed
I knew that I just couldn’t let you go at all
From this day on, remember this:
That you’re the only one that I adore
Can’t we make this last forever
This can’t be a dream
Cause it feels so good to me
This is not your ordinary
no ordinary love
I was not prepared enough
to fall so deep in love
This is not your ordinary
no ordinary love
You were the first to touch my heart
Made everything right again
with your extraordinary love
P/S: Yes I know I’m way too mushy and sappy. I can’t help that I’m just a hopeless romantic ๐
Fart Face
September 22, 2007
So Rob and I were talking yesterday (as always) and then…
R: Ummm I think I gotta fart
S: Oh really?
R: Yeah…
S: *horns growing* Ok then let’s hear it, bring the headset down to your butt
R: ….are you sure?
S: Sure, why not?
*shuffling sounds*
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Prrrrewwwwwtttttt!!!!
*Cue me LAUGHING LOUD*
*more shuffling sounds as he puts on his headset*
S: *still laughing*
R: *laughing* You hear it?
S: *still still laughing* Yeah
R: ……
S: So you farted on your headset now you have the headset back on your face, well head..
R: !!!!
S: *ROFL*
R: …..
S: Hey honey, your headset smell good? *LOL*
R: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cue me laughing louder and louder that I almost fell outta my bed*
R: Ya know, this reminds me of that time YOU farted in MY face
S: …….I have no idea what you’re talking about…. *pretending*
R: Oh you mean you don’t remember that time when I was sitting on the bed putting on my shoes and you came walking to me with the “Oooooooooo I’m up to something” face, turned around and FARTED at my face then ran away laughing like a hyena?
S: Nope I have no recollection-none-what-so-ever what you’re talking about
R: Sssssssssssssure you don’t *roll eyes*
Yes I did fart on him that one time. His initial reaction upon hearing a “prrrewwttt” from me was “Wait a minute did you just fa…OH GOD!!!!” as he had to leave the room. I didn’t stick around to find out how bad the smell was.
Now ladies and gentlemen, THAT’S what WE call weapons of mass destruction.